Bad dates are good material.

My ex dumped me and I was heartbroken. A few weeks later, when he was out of town, I went out with his group of friends, including the mutual friend who originally introduced us. The guy was being very complimentary all evening and I was starting to remember what it was like to flirt. We kissed at the end of the night and I thought maybe I’d been dating the wrong friend all along. Then he tried to push my head down and said “Oh come on, just go down on me…[Ex's Name] says you’re good!”