This Date Blows
March 8th, 2010
A friend of a friend asked me out at a very noisy bar, so I had no idea how LOUD he talked in everyday life. On our date, sitting at a coffee shop, he yelled through the entire conversation, which was embarrassing enough…until he decided to tell a story about how when he was 14, he was flexible enough to give himself oral pleasure. I turned bright red and tried to change the subject, but he went on about how he used to do this all the time until he was no longer flexible enough to reach. The people around us looked like they were trying not to laugh…or vomit.
