Mr. Congeniality
March 8th, 2010
The waitress gave me a weird look when she brought me to where my blind date was waiting. He was on his second martini, and downed it and ordered another before I could get my first drink. From the moment I sat down to the moment I left (15 excruciating minutes), he spewed venom about his ex-wife, and then decided everything he said about her applied to ALL women. As I got up to leave, he slurred, “So I hate women…does that mean you have be such a bitch and leave?”
