His Greatest Role: Normal Guy

March 5th, 2012

I met a guy who I had some mutual friends with, and he invited me over to his house, saying they were going to join us. At his place, he started going on about these crazy “adventures” that he’d been on that sounded like something out of an action movie. When I asked him what on earth he was talking about, he told me he was referring to things that his “character” had done in that “Vampire the Masquerade” role playing card game. Keep in mind the guy was 34 years old! He then went to his bedroom and came out with all these cards, t-shirts and costumes that he and his friends would wear while acting out the game. Not just role playing, but getting in capes with fake swords and the whole thing. I just sat there wondering when our friends would show up. He took his “collection” back into the bedroom, and when he returned to the living room, he was naked except for the cape! He then confessed that our friends were not coming at all and he’d lied to get me there. I grabbed my purse and jacket and ran for the door. He chased after me, cape flying out behind him, yelling, “Can’t we just hook up?! You came all the way over here, why not?! Please?!!?”

2 Responses to “His Greatest Role: Normal Guy”

  1. March 6th, 2012
    Psyche says:

    Rules of dating learnt from this date:

    1.) If you want to go out with someone, just ask them out on a date.

    2.) You might want to hold off on mentioning any interests that might not be “socially acceptable” until you make damn sure they’re interested as well.

    3.) Pleading for sex after you just pissed off the girl you tricked into said date won’t get you sex.

  2. September 20th, 2013
    Franke says:

    up to the part “when he returned to the living room, he was naked except for the cape” that could pretty much be any of my friends

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