The Iron Chef
March 7th, 2010
A very cute and buff guy invited me over to his place, saying he wanted to cook me dinner. When I got there, he pulled out some frozen tamales and popped them in the microwave. He served them on paper plates along with tap water in giant plastic cups. He ate his in under 30 seconds and then began to go on and on about how slow I ate and how he couldn’t believe I wasn’t finished yet. He was getting more and more irritated and stood behind me waiting for me to finish so he could clean up.
