He’ll Have The Special
May 27th, 2010
He showed up half an hour late to pick me up for dinner, and then apologized for the smell of the car as he’d come “straight from the gym.” Once we picked a restaurant, he kept flirting with the waitress, like comparing notes with her on their mutually shaved arms (he said his was for swimming…sure). He actually even asked the waitress to join us and she pulled up a chair. I just sat there while they talked, feeling like I was the odd man out on their date.

