Feeling Mooney

May 7th, 2012

After the date, he walked with me towards the train. We passed by a restaurant with a lovely little couple in the window eating their dinner when my date says “Hey, have you ever mooned anyone?” At this point, I was like I’M OUTTA HERE! and started briskly walking/jogging to the train. He proceeded to moon the couple, as if it was totally normal behavior, and then caught up to me. He was laughing like an unstable psycho. Before I could tell him to kindly get lost, he stood before me, and completely dropped trou. Just lettin’ it alllll hang out. In the dead of winter. In the middle of one of the most crowded areas of NYC. On a Friday night. All right there, presenting himself like a proud peacock. And so I ran. Fast. In heels through the snow. The next morning he texted me that he had a really amazing time and could not wait to see me again.

3 Responses to “Feeling Mooney”

  1. June 30th, 2012
    staying in, catching up ‹ says:

    […] There’s nothing like reading about other people’s awful dates (I’ve been reading here, HERE, here, and here) to remind you of all the awfulness that being single can sometimes […]

  2. September 6th, 2012
    Psyche says:

    My first thought: he’s joking, right?

  3. July 30th, 2014
    Lola says:

    I just separated after 25 years of marriage. After reading these I doubt I’ll ever date.

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