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	<title>Awful First Dates</title>
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		<title>Feeling Mooney</title>
		<description><![CDATA[After the date, he walked with me towards the train. We passed by a restaurant with a lovely little couple in the window eating their dinner when my date says &#8220;Hey, have you ever mooned anyone?&#8221; At this point, I was like I&#8217;M OUTTA HERE! and started briskly walking/jogging to the train. He proceeded to [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://awfulfirstdates.com/feeling-mooney/</link>
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		<title>Falling for Her</title>
		<description><![CDATA[He said he only had 10 dollars to spend, so we &#8220;would have to split a beer.&#8221; Then he wanted to slow dance but he kept stepping on my feet. When we went to sit back down, he missed the whole chair and fell down, and I knew he wasn&#8217;t drunk because he&#8217;d had HALF [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://awfulfirstdates.com/falling-for-her/</link>
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		<title>Taco Hell</title>
		<description><![CDATA[We walked almost four miles in 20-degree weather, searching for a Taco Bell he kept insisting was only another few blocks. For our 99-cent tacos, we went dutch.  Also, he kept telling me how he was restraining himself from using his smartphone.
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		<link>http://awfulfirstdates.com/taco-hell/</link>
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		<title>Needy Ned</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I met him online and liked him, but I knew something was off when I heard his suggestions for our first date: sky driving, going away to the mountains for the weekend, going for a helicopter ride, etc.  I suggested we grab a bite downtown. When he picked me up, I got into his [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://awfulfirstdates.com/needy-ned/</link>
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		<title>She&#8217;ll Be &#8220;Engaged&#8221; Next Week</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I met this guy at a zombie event that my friend took me to, and he asked for my number I. Three days after we started talking, he asked me to the movies. He said it wasn&#8217;t a date and that we should both invite friends; I agreed. I ended up not being able to [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://awfulfirstdates.com/engaged-next-week/</link>
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		<title>His Greatest Role: Normal Guy</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I met a guy who I had some mutual friends with, and he invited me over to his house, saying they were going to join us. At his place, he started going on about these crazy &#8220;adventures&#8221; that he&#8217;d been on that sounded like something out of an action movie.  When I asked him [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://awfulfirstdates.com/role-playing/</link>
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		<title>Late Because He&#8217;s Depressed?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[He called at the time he was supposed to pick me up to say he would be late. An hour and a half later, he showed up, but by then we had missed the movie we were going to see. So he says he knows this great little restaurant, which turns out to be a [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://awfulfirstdates.com/late-depressed/</link>
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		<title>The Case of The Missing Tooth</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I went out to dinner with a guy and we ordered spinach dip&#8230;he found a tooth in the dip (yes, a TOOTH). My date complained, of course, and the manager apologized continuously, then comp&#8217;d the meal and gave my date a gift card to use later as consolation. Me and the date get back in [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://awfulfirstdates.com/missing-tooth/</link>
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		<title>Hobo Hugh Grant</title>
		<description><![CDATA[He was late.  He didn&#8217;t look like his picture (he said his hair had longer, &#8220;kind of like Hugh Grant.&#8221;  Yeah, if HG was a hobo who didn&#8217;t shower&#8230;).  So far, so blah.  First, we went to an awful, scary bar because they did &#8220;really cheap beers.&#8221;  Then we had [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://awfulfirstdates.com/hobo-hugh-grant/</link>
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		<title>Dating Isn&#8217;t Rocket Science</title>
		<description><![CDATA[He was an astronautic engineer enrolled in a prestigious Doctoral program, but also a complete idiot. He would not shut up, and he spoke so fast it was like being on a date with an auctioneer. Also, he could not stop staring at my chest; he made virtually no eye contact with me. I finally [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://awfulfirstdates.com/dating-not-rocket-science/</link>
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