Eat Me
March 8th, 2010
I met a guy in Australia who was a good-looking surfer type. We go out for dinner and over appetizers, he leans across the table and reaches towards my face. I thought he was going to stroke it (which would have been too intense anyway), but instead he pulled some sleep out of the corner of my eye, licked his finger, and said, “I can’t wait to consume you.”
That is, honestly, one of the most disgusting things I’ve ever heard. Gah. I’m going to have the willies all day because of that.
I promise, not all Australians are like that! *shudder*
hahhahaha oh man thats so creepy yet very hilarious.
http://awfulfirstdates.com/ « A Site for That says:
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I kind of think it’s gross that you didn’t clean the sleep out of your own eye before going on a date. You just happened to be going on a date with a freak.
Eeewww..!! Skanky Surfer!
Lucky it wasn’t a booger!!