Dating Isn’t Rocket Science

January 18th, 2012

He was an astronautic engineer enrolled in a prestigious Doctoral program, but also a complete idiot. He would not shut up, and he spoke so fast it was like being on a date with an auctioneer. Also, he could not stop staring at my chest; he made virtually no eye contact with me. I finally got angry and blurted out, “Will you PLEASE stop staring at my boobs?” You will not believe how he responded: he actually got all pissy with me and said, “Well, men are visual creatures and your breasts are disproportionately larger than the rest of your body. So you really can’t get mad at me for staring at them.”

4 Responses to “Dating Isn’t Rocket Science”

  1. March 4th, 2012
    Psyche says:

    You’re supposed to be subtle about it, dipshit.

  2. March 7th, 2012
    Porky says:

    Woman are visible creatures.. I mean i couldn’t be with a guy who i thought was butt ugly or overweight no matter how sweet he tried to be. Although men are bigger pigs and have stronger hormones which plays a role.

  3. June 30th, 2013
    Liquid says:

    You sound like the biggest b*** maybe he was an anti social nerd and extremely nervous so he kept talking and he could have been intimidated by your chest?

  4. March 17th, 2014
    Emily says:

    My response: “And the size of my breasts are my fault? That doesn’t make right regardless to be that disrespectful, buddy. I may be a woman, but most importantly, I’m a person… not just a big, giant pair of boobs. You want to be able to stare at a woman’s breasts without ever having to make eye contact? Go find a porn magazine.”

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