Dating Isn’t Rocket Science

January 18th, 2012

He was an astronautic engineer enrolled in a prestigious Doctoral program, but also a complete idiot. He would not shut up, and he spoke so fast it was like being on a date with an auctioneer. Also, he could not stop staring at my chest; he made virtually no eye contact with me. I finally got angry and blurted out, “Will you PLEASE stop staring at my boobs?” You will not believe how he responded: he actually got all pissy with me and said, “Well, men are visual creatures and your breasts are disproportionately larger than the rest of your body. So you really can’t get mad at me for staring at them.”

2 Responses to “Dating Isn’t Rocket Science”

  1. March 4th, 2012
    Psyche says:

    You’re supposed to be subtle about it, dipshit.

  2. March 7th, 2012
    Porky says:

    Woman are visible creatures.. I mean i couldn’t be with a guy who i thought was butt ugly or overweight no matter how sweet he tried to be. Although men are bigger pigs and have stronger hormones which plays a role.

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