Credit Cards Are Evil…And So Is He
May 4th, 2010
This guy asked me out to dinner, and we had great conversation, great beer, great food. The waitress drops the check, and it sits at the table for probably 10 minutes and he hasn’t offered to pay, so I figure we’re going dutch, which is fine. So I put down my half and hand the check to him. That’s when says he doesn’t have any money (in our conversation, he’d mentioned he has two jobs). I say, “You’re seriously doing this? That’s a pretty ballsy move.” He tells me, “credit cards are evil.” I ask if he has any cash then. He says no, and to prove this, he takes his wallet out of his pocket, counts out $23 in cash, says “See? I don’t have any money,” and PUTS THE CASH BACK in his wallet.

