He Needs An Alarm Clock, Not A Girlfriend
June 4th, 2010
The guy I’d been talking to online emailed me on Friday to set up our date for the next morning–he suggested meeting at 11am at a neighborhood coffee shop. I was about to leave to meet him when I turned on my phone–he’d texted me at 3am saying he stayed out late drinking and would need me to call him in the morning–he’d set his ringer on loud–to wake him up or else he would “sleep all afternoon.” I actually called him (it was 10 min before we were supposed to meet) and he answered all groggy and said he was awake but was lying in bed watching TV. I decided to cancel–our first conversation was me waking him up like I was his mom!
