A Know-It-All Who Doesn’t

July 14th, 2014

I knew the guy was health-conscious, but when I ordered a chicken salad, he proceeded to inform me that I should not eat the cranberries or vinaigrette dressing due to their “overly high sugar content.” After the dietary lecture, he started talking about the contestants on that season’s Dancing with The Stars. The conversation turned to people who overcome physical disabilities to rise to stardom, and he looked at me square in the face and said, “Oh, you mean like Helen Keller…wasn’t she on ‘Dancing With the Stars?'”

One Response to “A Know-It-All Who Doesn’t”

  1. July 14th, 2014
    Laura says:

    I forgot to mention he honestly and wholeheartedly believed Hellen Keller was on DWTS. I could NOT wait to exit that date and never, ever see him again.

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