Not-So-Sly Sexter

November 29th, 2013

It was my first date ever, so I was really nervous. When the guy and I met up at the movies, he acted clearly uninterested in me, which was okay because I felt the same way. So I was looking forward to getting the date over with and never speaking to him again. Then about halfway through the movie, I received a text from him asking, “Will you give me a blowjob in the men’s bathroom?” I told him I wouldn’t be doing anything of the sort and we never spoke again.

One Response to “Not-So-Sly Sexter”

  1. February 3rd, 2014
    K says:

    Yes, that’s horrid, but wtf are people doing texting during films?

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